I'm all out of creativity for this one

I talked to my best friend from high school this evening. He's in town for a couple weeks, and his Southern Baptist girlfriend is with him. I actually get to meet her this trip, which should be a trip in itself. This is a girl who changed churches out of shame when she was seen at Wal-Mart in blue jeans. My friend once got the silent treatment for hours for using "the H word". I'm sure we'll have a lot to talk about, especially since Fred Phelps was recently in their town. Another one of my friends e-mailed me today asking for help in finding man. So here it is: My (female) friend needs a man. If you're short, ugly or if your idea of first date chit-chat is "I think I'm gonna barf", you are not the one. She's 22 (I think), good lookin', an excellent dancer, quite horny, and she's probably reading this. :) I'll post a picture as soon as I can. This is what happens when you leave town over New Year's!!! Besides, I only have like 4 days to find my own man. I like helping people.