to go just one night without Nerds glued to my fingers...

They make brush-on Krazy Glue. Why didn't anyone tell me? Many Nerds found a new home tonight on cheap frame from Target.One of my friends shared one of his life goals with me tonight. He wants to buy a house and renovate it and redecorate it in the style of a cheap camper. Cheap veneer cupboards, walls made of that textured vinyl-coated metal, the works. But the outside would maintain a normal appearance. I thought it was quite brilliant. This has been a great day, but somewhat sad. So many people in my life, myself included, seem to be in a transitional state. Between money issues, family issues, friend issues, health issues, relationship issues, everyone seems to be holding their breath, waiting to see which side of Happy they're going to land on. Some of us keep breathing. If I'm going down, I'm going down inhaling Krazy Glue fumes. How can I dwell when I know that each gift I give will be wearing a wonderfully garish neon orange or neon green gift tag? Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And he's related to Mr. Yuck.